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  • Bad Nigella

    I was going to blog a recipe tonight, but it wasn't that nice. In fact, it gave me terrible wind. Bad Nigella.

  • I've just spent the last 25 minuttes putting a duvet cover on

    I'm exhausted.

  • Bored! Meme!

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    1. What time did you get up this morning?     7.30am

    2. Diamonds or pearls?        Diamonds

    3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?     The Incredible Hulk

    4. What is your favourite TV show?       Loads (see my facebook page)

    5. What do you usually have for breakfast?       2 slices of toast and a cup of tea

    6. What is your middle name?      Jane

    7. What food do you dislike?      Celery

    8. What is your favourite CD at moment?      Sharlen Spitari

    9. What kind of car do you drive?       Vauxhall Astra Twintop/Volve Estate

    10.Favourite sandwich?         Cheese and home-made coleslaw

    11.What characteristic do you despise?        self importance

    12.Favourite item of clothing?        Dressing gown

    13.If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?          Caribbean (again)

    14.Favourite brand of clothing?      GAP

    15.Where would you retire to?         South of France

    16.What was your most recent memorable birthday?         Not this years!

    17. Favourite sport to watch?         I despise watching sport on TV

    18. Furtherest place you are sending this?             Jupiter

    19. Person you expect to send it back first?             The mindlessly bored after Dragon's Den has finished.

    20. When is your birthday?          1st August

    21. you a morning person or a night person?         Morning

    22. What is your shoe size?         6

    23. Pets?           2 cats

    24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?         No.

    25. What did you want to be when you were little?          I don't think I had any dreams to be anything.

    26. How are you today?            Pleh

    27. What is your favourite sweets?         Haribos

    28.What is your favourite flower?           White rose

    29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?          Christmas day

    30. What is your full name?          None of your beeswax

    31. What are you listening to right now?          Hum of my computer fan

    32. What was the last thing you ate?         A packet of roast chicken crisps

    33. Do you wish on stars?       No

    34. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?          Burnt Sienna

    35. How is the weather right now?            Wet

    36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today?         Some receptionist of a client - he wasn't in.

    37.Favourite soft drink?          Pink Grapefruit squash

    38. Favourite restaurant?          Wagamamas

    39. Real hair colour?       Light brown

    40.What was your favourite toy as a child?            Teddy

    41. Summer or winter?           Summer

    42. Hugs or kisses?          Both  - did a 12 year old come up with this meme?

    43. Chocolate or Vanilla?        Chocolate

    44. Coffee or tea?           Tea

    45. Do you want your friends to Post you back?             Not really

    46. When was the last time you cried?             Wednesday

    47.What is under your bed?            Probably lots of smelly socks

    48. What did you do last night?            Help save a foal that had got out of the field across the road and was in danger of getting run over by the traffic - the police never turned up (after calling 999) so we delat with it ourselves.

    49.What are you afraid of?          Stupid mem questions - aaaggghh!

    50.Salty or sweet?           salty

    51. How many keys on your key ring?          alot

    52.How many years at your current job?         9 years

    53. Favourite day of the week?        Sunday

    54. How many towns have you lived in?       Lost count, more than 10

    55.Do you make friends easily?           So-so, depends on the other person

    56. How many people will you send this to?        I'm blogging it noob

     


  • Mindlessly worship me...

    Seconds of pointlessness   fun.

    1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Gilraen , and 400 times smaller!
    2. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Gilraen , and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
    3. Gilraen was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
    4. Tradition allows women to propose to Gilraen only during leap years!
    5. Gilraen is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
    6. Gilraen can last longer without water than a camel can!
    7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Gilraen state'.
    8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Gilraen .
    9. Gilraen olatry is the mindless worship of Gilraen !
    10. Medieval knights put the skin of Gilraen on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  • Pork and Prawn Noodle Stir Fry

    The best stir fry in the world! Well, for the moment anyway...

    Here are the ingredients:

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    10 large prawns
    200g of pork strips
    500g noodles
    1/4 cup of oil
    2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped (not crushed)
    1 tablespoon of black bean sauce
    1 tablespoon of dar soy sauce
    1 tablespoon of vinegar
    1/4 pint of chicken stock
    125g of fresh bean sprouts, roughly chopped
    handful of srping onions, roughly chopped

    1. Cook the noodles as per the packet instructions - these Shanghai noodles onlty took 4 minutes in a pot of boiling water.

    2. In the oil, add the garlic and slowly heat up for a couple of minutes.

    3. Add the  prawns and pork and stir fry on a medium heat until the pork has browned, no more than 5 minutes.

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    4. Add the noodles, mix well, then add the black bean sauce, soy sauce and, if you're feeling in a spicy mood, a finely chopped green chilli.

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    5. Mix well, then add the vinegar and stock. Stir fry over a medium heat until all the liquid has been absorbed.

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    6. Add the beansprouts and spring onions and mix well.

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    7. Serve!

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  • A pox on you all - the Procalimers are cool.


  • Edinburgh Blogmeet recruitment video...Saturday 8th November....


  • BROWNIES!

    My first attempt at baking EVER is in the oven. I need a timecheck, people!

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  • Husbands

    I made this myself on the motivator site. Tee hee.

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  • You will find this an appropriate repsonse at some point in your life...

    Talk to the medication...

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    Don't you need to take some more?

    From
    this site.

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